Misc Jokes

Which Mann?

An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the
impressive Mann
Auditorium to take in a concert by the Israel Philharmonic.
He was admiring
the unique architecture, the sweeping lines of the entrance,
and the modern
decor throughout the building. Finally he turned to his
escort and asked if
the building was named for Thomas Mann, the world-famous
author.

"No," his friend said, "it's named for Fredric Mann, from
Philadelphia."

"Really? I never heard of him. What did he write?"

"A check."