Misc Jokes

Great White Hunter

The Great White Hunter was with his faithful pigmy
assistant, Poomba, in the darkest jungles of Africa.
Concerned about their safety, he asked Poomba "If I were to
be injured way out here, would you be able to get me back to
civilisation for medical attention?" Poomba replied "Of
course boss, once I killed a 500 pound gorilla and carted it
all the way back to my village in Mombasa." "That remarkable"
said he great white hunter "But how did a pigmy manage 500
pound of gorilla" "It was easy boss" came the reply "Twelve
trips"