Misc Jokes
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he
needed an eye
exam. "Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the
optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."
"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a
leopard, aren't you?"
"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra."