Misc Jokes

Bad Drivers License Photo

When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local
motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for
almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his
license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the
clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking
pretty grouchy in this picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reassured him,
"It's okay. That's how you're going to look when the cops
pull you over anyway."