Misc Jokes

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill on a elefant. Jill got down
and helped jack-off the elefant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill with a keg of brandy. Jack
got stewed, Jill got screwed and now it's Jack, Jill, and
Fred.

Jack and Jill went up the hill for a itty bitty. Jill is
now two months over due and Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill, So now they've got a daughter.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill, Each with a quarter. Jill
came down with fifty cents; Do you think they went for water?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid
Jill! Forgot that pill! So now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, To smoke a little leaf. Jack
got high, Pulled down his fly, And Jill said, "Where's the
beef!"

Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some
kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass And now two of
his front teeth are missing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill For a bit of hanky panky Jill
came back With a very sore crack Jack must have been a Yankee