Misc Jokes

What Ice Cream Do You Have?

The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What
kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she
spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked
sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and
strawberry."