Misc Jokes

Smoke Signals

One day, an old Indian Chief needed to call his warriors
back to camp. So he decided to use the state of the art
communication available at the time, the smoke signal. He
started a fire and grabbed a blanket and told his warriors to
return "pronto".

Well, the warriors came back 8 hours later. The Chief was
pretty upset and asked them, "You no see my smoke signal?".

One of the warriors replied, "Yes, we see smoke signal. We
no understand smoke signal."

Chief asks "Why you no understand smoke signal?" Same
warrior replies, "Words come in funny shapes."

Just then, another warrior brings over the blanket and began
reading the label on it and then asked "Where is China?"