Misc Jokes

Shampoo

A guy wakes up and sees his roommate standing in his bedroom
apparently rubbing shampoo into his own hair.

The guy is puzzled. His roommate is dressed, doesn't appear
to have just gotten out of the shower and his hair isn't even
wet.

"What are you doing?!" he exclaims.

"Shampooing my hair, what does it look like," replies his
roommate.

"But you've got to wet your hair first!" says the other
guy.

"Not with this one, I don't. Look, it says right here: 'For
dry hair.'"