Misc Jokes

Poker Playing Dog

Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their
pets.

"The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane
that used to play cards. He was great at poker, but finally a
friend complained about him and I had to get rid of him."

"You got rid of him, a bright dog like that? A dog like that
would be worth
a million dollars."

"Had to," he replied, "caught him using marked cards."