Misc Jokes

The Top 14 Signs Your Car Needs Cleaning

14. Your beautiful new VW Beetle is constantly being
mistaken for the Oscar Meyer Turdmobile.

13. On the way to the fishing hole, Andy and Opie stop by
your windshield for bait.

12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for fear of
displacing some dung beetles that have taken up residence.

11. Neighborhood kids offer: "Mow your Volvo, sir?"

10. Your pine tree air freshener is now a protected old
growth forest.

9 . Satellite photos reveal crop circles on your roof.

8. "Wash Me" appears on your trunk -- chiseled with a
jackhammer.

7. Impossible to drive with the kids always clamoring to
have a look through the periscope.

6. Your "cell phone antenna" is really a sapling which took
root.

5. The kids seem really freaked-out by those blood stains in
the Bronco.

4. Visits to the farm always result in pigs humping your
tires.

3. Kids write "PLOW ME!" on your trunk.

2. When you blow the horn, prairie dogs pop up from the
hood.

1. That rank smell coming from under all those McDonalds
bags? The missing baby!