Misc Jokes

A Visit To Texas

A businessman flew to Texas for a seminar. It was his first
vistit to the Lone Star State, and as he entered the airport
terminal, he noticed that it was the biggest airport he had
ever been in. As he waited at the baggage carousel, he
mentioned this fact to another traveller who replied, "Of
course! Everything's big in Texas!"

As he was taking a cab to his hotel, the cab passed a
shopping mall, the largest mall he had ever seen. He
mentioned this to the cab driver who replied, "Of course!
Everything's big in Texas!"

The cab soon arrived at the hotel, and when he entered the
lobby, he was struck by the immensity of the place. He
mentioned to the desk clerk that it was the biggest hotel
lobby he had ever seen, and the desk clerk replied, "Yes,
sir! Everything's big in Texas!"

After checking in, a bell hop escorted him to his room.
Upon entering the room, the businessman exclaimed that it was
the biggest hotel room he had ever seen. "Naturally!"
replied the bell hop, "Everything's big in Texas!"

A bit later, having some time on his hands, he went
downstairs to the hotel bar - the biggest bar he had ever
been in. He sat down on a stool and ordered a beer. When
the bartender delivered the beer, the guy couldn't believe
the size of it. "You know it!" Said the bartender,
"Everything's big in Texas!"

Well, after drinking two of the huge beers, the guy was
very, very desparate to find a men's room. The bartender
directed him to go "down the hall and turn left." However,
as he was not only full of beer but also rather sloshed, he
staggered down the hall and turned right, and instead of
entering the men's room, he ended up in the hotel pool.
Before he had chance to look around, he slipped on the wet
floor and fell into the deep end of the pool. Instantly, he
began flailing around in the water and yelling, "Don't flush!
Don't flush!"