Misc Jokes

From the Diary of a Cannibal

Back 2 years ago in my little village....it was time to
celebrate The Festival of the Golden Frog. Many Village
People came out anticipating a splendid feast.

I had hired one of the young tribesmen as Chef. He had
little experience but I had much faith in him. Timba had
proven himself to be a great hunter.

The first tasty morsel was an appetizer. Timba informed me
it was a hiker he had hunted down the week before (He thought
it was a Canadian or American..he wasn't sure which). At any
rate, it was rather tasty, but the legs a bit tough.

The 2nd was a nice thick stew. Timba shared the recipe with
me....a chubby golfer including his golf shoes, bag and
clubs. It was not bad...his balls were especially delicious.

The 3rd tasty delight was a Gourmet Soup. I tasted it first,
as I always do, but I found it to be a little "flat". I
questioned Timba as to its contents and he advised me it
contained water from our local river, and of course
meat.....2 missionaries, a pilot and 3 cooks. I had to cancel
that portion of our menu..as I told Timba..."Too many cooks
spoil the broth!"