Misc Jokes

Ancient Stones

Jake and Josh, 2 archaeologists, found some ancient stones
in a field outside an old English village. There were 8 of
them, all lined up in a row.

It was 3 hours before it would be dark so they decided to
start working from the back stone to the front. They figured
by the time they got to the front stone, it would be dark and
they could jump in their jeep and return the next day.

So they worked quickly and diligently, measuring the stones,
taking small samples and copying the primitive drawings
etched on some. When they got to the stone in front, they
found that the base of it was crumbling and the ground around
it was soft. Before they could take precautions, the ground
gave way, the stone tipped on it's side and fell on top of
Jake.

Josh ran to the village for help. When the rescue team
arrived back, they didn't see Jake anywhere in sight.

Where's your friend? ", one of them asked.

"Over there."

"Where, over there ?"

"There, there....he's buried under that there Head Stone."