Misc Jokes

The litttle Bird

One guy decided one day to try a nudest beach. So he got
there, striped, and setteld down on his blanket, trying to
get a tan. Soon a little girl came up, pointed at his penis
and asked what it was. 'uh..my little bird. But don't touch
it, it might bite you." Then he fell asleep. the next thing
he knew, he was at a hospital. "what's going on?" then he saw
the little girl from the beach "Why am I hear?" "well, You
fell asleep, but I wanted to play whit your bird. I started
petting him, and he started trying to fly! so then I tried to
lift it up, and pulled REALLy tight! then it started spitting
at me. I hit it a lot, but it just kept spitting.
Then...*gulp* I kinda stomped on it, and I think I killed
it!"