Misc Jokes

Empty Convenience Store

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight
to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any
mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have
Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.

"Nope. Don't have that."

The woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should
close the store?!"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."