Blonde Jokes

Can You Tell Me the Time?

"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of
a man on the street corner.

"Sure....it's three
fifteen,"he replied with a smile.

"Thanks," she said, a
puzzled look crossing her face."You know, it's the weirdest
thing-I've been asking that question all day long, and each
time I get a different answer."