Misc Jokes

Karate Poodle

A lady goes to a pet shop to buy a vicious guard dog for her
family's summer house.

The clerk, after showing to her an assortment of pit-bulls,
Dobermans, etc. ranging from $500-2000, produces a tiny
poodle with an asking price of $5,000.

"Why is the poodle so expensive?" asks the lady.

"Well, madam, this dog knows karate. Please let me
demonstrate" says the clerk. He produces a large cinderblock.
He shows it to the poodle and says "Karate the block", which
causes the poodle to attack the cinderblock and turn it to
dust.

Then, the clerk shows the dog a large log and says "Karate
the log!" The poodle quickly turns the log into toothpicks.

The lady is really impressed, buys the poodle and takes it
home inside her bag.

Her husband asked her if she found a dog.

The lady produced the poodle from her pouch.

"How much did you pay for this mutt?" asks her husband.

"Well, I paid $5000, but you must know, this dog knows
karate!" informs him his wife.

And the angry husband says "Karate, my ass . . ."