Misc Jokes

JEW ON DEATHBED

An old jew is on his deathbed. He gets enough strengh to
talk. "My wife, my wife". So his wife comes up to him and
says: "I'm here, I'm here". He then says: "My daughter, my
daughter" - "I'm here daddy, I'm here" "My son, My son" -
"I'm here dad" "Well then... who the hell is taking care of
the store?