Misc Jokes

Elephant Stew

1 Elephant (Salt and pepper to taste)

2 Rabbits.(optional)

Cut up Elephant into bite-size pieces. (Takes about 2
Months)

Add brown gravy to cover.

Cook about four weeks at 465 degrees over fire.

Serves about 380.

For larger groups, add 2 Rabbits, but only if necessary as
most people don't like to find hare in their stew.