Misc Jokes

Citizenship

There were these two guys standing in front of the court
house waiting to go in to see the judge to get their
citizenship. There names were Sam and Joe. After several
hours of waiting Sam gets called in to see the judge. The
judge says I am going to ask you three questions and if you
can answer all the questions i will ok your citizenship. Sam
says ok you honesty. First question Who was the first
President of the United States? Well Sam had a raincoat
hanging over his arm in front of him so what he would do is
reach down to his belt line and look he had the answers wrote
on the upper edge of his underwear. Sam looked at the judge
and said George Washington. Second question How many states
are there in the U.S.? Again Sam looked you know where and
replied to the judge 50.OK the judge said Third question What
are the colors of the U.S. flag. Again Sam looks and tells
the judge Red White and Blue. Good the judge says you have
your citizenship send in the next person on your way out. Sam
tells Joe go to the bathroom with me. Joe says but I don't
have to go to the bathroom. Sam says come with me I have the
answers to the questions wrote on my underwear. We can change
in the bathroom and you will have the answers to the
questions and take my raincoat with you. Joe is now in front
of the judge and the judge tells him If you answer all three
of these questions I will give you your citizenship. Joe says
ok your honesty. First question Who was the first president
of the United States. Joe looks and than says to the judge
J.C.Penny. The judge look at Joe and just shakes his head.
Second Question How many states are there in the U.S. Joe
looks again and says 36-40. This time the judge looks over
the top rim of his glasses at Joe and thinks to himself. He
has to get this last one right. Third question What are the
colors of the U.S. flag? Joe looks and looks and this time he
really pulls his beltline out to look and says White with a
little brown circle about the size of a dime.