Misc Jokes

3 stars 3 nations

There was a Chinese man, an Italian man, and an American man
on the same airplane flight. The Chinese man decided that he
was so proud of his nation that he would drop a giant brass
star over his hometown. The Italian decided to do the same,
but with a silver star. And the American decided to do the
same, but with a gold star. After all three stars were
dropped the men felt pretty good about themselves, and slept
for the rest of the trip. The Chinese man got off first and
when he got to his hometown there was a little boy crying in
the street and the man asked him what was wrong. The little
boy replied, "Something fell out of the sky and killed
everyone in town." The Chinese man couldn't take the guilt
and killed himself. Next, the Italian man got off
the flight and when he reached his hometown there was a
little boy crying in the street. The man asked him what was
wrong and he said, "Something fell out of the sky and killed
everyone in my hometown." The Italin couldn't take the guilt
either and killed himself. Lastly, the American got
off and when he came to his hometown there was a little boy
laughing hysterically in the street. The man asked him what
was so funny and the boy said, "My dad farted and the house
blew up!" The American keeled over in laughter and died.