Misc Jokes

Top 10 Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer

TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO DATE AN ENGINEER: 10. T-Shirt and
Jeans Are Formal Dress 9. Considers "Posting to the Internet"
a Social Life

8. Flames Like a Monster, Speaks Like a Pussy Cat

7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm Daily, No Morning Kisses, and
No Evening Walks

6. No Matter How Hard You Cry and How Loud You Yell, Just
Sits There Calmly Discussing Your Emotion in Terms of
Mathematical Logic

5. Listens to Everything from Bach to Prince, Hates Classic
Rock.

4. Twinkie and a Jolt 6-Pack Is a Seven Course Meal

3. Talks in Acronyms (TIA)

2. Can't Leave that Damn Pencil Off Ear for One Minute

1. Will File for Divorce If You Call in the Middle of
Debugging their C code