Blonde Jokes

A Blonde Gives Up Men

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd sworn
off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no
good," she moaned. "From now on when I want sex, I'm going
to use my tried and tested plastic companion," she said.

"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her
friend.

"That's simple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an
orgasm as usual!"