Misc Jokes

the side of bus

one day john want to go to his cousine in nevada and go to
bus station.he get in bus ,but he forgot to buy a ticket and
he sit on first place,after few minutes one lady is coming
and says that is her place and she want to sit there,but john
don2t want to stend up than is coming a driver and tell john
something on his ear. john stood up and sit at last place.
the lady was suprsied:''what did you say to him!'' tha driver
smiled:''i just told him that tha last places of ara going to
nevada!''