News Jokes

Drowning the Pups

A drunk is just waking up on the beach one day.

A sweet young thing in a bikini has gone into the surf and
the waves have taken her top off. She emerges from the surf
only to realize her condition, clasps her arms around her
exposed and ample breasts and immediately runs back to the
water to retrieve her top.

The semi-comatose drunks see her and yells "Hey lady if
you're going to drown them pups, I'll take the one with the
brown nose!"