Politics Jokes

Who Said That?

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of
a Japanese businessman, Toshiba, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher (Dr. Fox) greeted the class and said, "Let's
begin by reviewing some American history."

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me death?" He saw only a
sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his
hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.

"Now," said the teacher, "who said 'Government of the
people, by the people for the people shall not perish from
the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Toshiba: "Abraham Lincoln,
1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed.
Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than
you do."

As he turned to write something on the blackboard, he heard
a loud whisper: "Damned Japs."

"Who said that?" he demanded.

Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he said.

At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshiba's
classroom superiority, a student in the back sighed, "I'm
gonna throw up".

Teacher says "Who said that?".

Again, Toshiba raises his hand and says "George Bush to
Japanese Prime Minister,1991".

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? well suck my
dick" Once again, it's Toshiba with the answer, "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997".