Politics Jokes

Dead Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road
when, all of a
sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in
an old farmer's
field.

The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to
investigate. He
then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few
days later,
the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked
the old farmer
where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they
weren't, but you know
how them politicians lie."