Politics Jokes

Hillary Clinton - Pregnant?

Hillary Clinton went to her doctor because she was not
feeling well.

The doctor explained that she was pregnant again.

She was furious. This would ruin her plans for a Senate run
in New York next year. Her dreams were ruined. The more she
thought about it, the madder she got. She was so made that
she called Bill and the oval office and began to yell and
scream at him, how he had selfishly gotten her pregnant,
ruined her dreams of running for Senate. She went on and on,
finally there was a long pause as she waited for a reply from
Mr. Clinton.

Suddenly, after the long silence, Bill said, "...Who is
this?"