Politics Jokes

Competitive Politics

A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened
to be sitting next to each other in the local diner. One
turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win
this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I
always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote
for me."

"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip them a nickel
and ask them to vote for you."