Politics Jokes

Hillary Needs a Glass of Water

The President and Mrs. Clinton were in bed late one night
when Hillary
tugged on his elbow and asked, "Bill, are you awake?"

"What do you want?"

"I need a glass of water."

"Are you kidding? I'm the President of the United States.
I'm not
getting you a glass of water. I don't get anyone a glass of
water,
especially not in the middle of the night!"

"I'll get the water myself, "Hillary said. "I just wanted
you to save
my place."