Politics Jokes

Clinton on plane

erry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a
recent flight. After the plane was airborne the flight
attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked
for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before
him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also
like a drink.

The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be
savagely raped by a gang of brazen whores than let liquor
touch these lips!"

The President then handed his drink back to the attendant
and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."