Politics Jokes

Lewinsky and Kaczynski Limericks

Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and
Kaczynski in a limerick.

Winning Contestants' Entries:

# 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a
flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute
made of beef that stole the front page from Kaczynski.

# 2 Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to
leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, use
the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your
chinsky.

# 3 Lewinsky and Clinton have shown what Kaczynski must
surely have known: that an intern is better than a bomb in a
letter given the choice to be blown.

# 4 There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as
much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap she
confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky."
* (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused
with the ballet dancer.)