Politics Jokes
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.
Dear John,
Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you
how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in
your recovery. In our Country's new spirit of understanding
and forgiveness we want you to know there is a bilateral
consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the
land.
Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born
against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all are
aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you
to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident
that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to
your family to join the world again as a healthy and
productive young man.
Best wishes,
Bill Clinton
P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.