Politics Jokes

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for talks
on sanctions. When Bill sits down he notices Saddam's chair
has three buttons on the arm rest. They begin talking but
after 5 minutes Saddam presses a button and a boxing glove
pops out of Clinton's chair and bashes him in the face.
Clinton, barely believing it, carries on talking but after a
few minutes Saddam presses a second button and out comes a
large boot and kicks him in the groin. Clinton is pissed off
but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talks, but
after 5 minutes Saddam presses the final button and from
under the table another boxing glove hits Clinton, right in
the groin. Clinton is really fed up by it now and stands up
to leave. "We'll continue this talk next week in the White
House" says the President.

Saddam, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no, so
the appointment stands.

A week later Clinton receives Saddam in the Oval Office, and
as Saddam sits down, he sees three buttons in the arm-rest of
Clinton's chair. As the meeting goes on, Saddam sees Clinton
press the first button, and ducks, but nothing happens. This
doesn't stop Clinton from laughing... really loudly. After
this, Clinton continues where he left off, until he presses
another button. Saddam jumps up and again nothing happens,
this time Clinton falls out of his chair laughing. Saddam
doesn't get it - what the hell is happening here? But he
hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk
further. After a few minutes Clinton presses the final
button. This time, Saddam stays sitting, but Clinton isn't,
he's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing. Saddam
is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and
shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Baghdad"

(Through tears of laughter from the floor);

"Baghdad?.....what Baghdad?"