Politics Jokes

Politically Correct

"POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS"

Dirty Old Man:
Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.


Perverted:
Sexually dysfunctional.

Serial Killer:
Person with difficult-to-meet needs.

Lazy:
Motivationally deficient.

Fat:
Horizontally challenged.

Fail:
Achieve a deficiency.

Dishonest:
Ethically disoriented.

Bald:
Follicularly challenged.

Clumsy:
Uniquely coordinated.

Body Odor:
Nondiscretionary fragrance.

Alive:
Temporarily metabolically abled.

Worst:
Least best.

Wrong:
Differently logical.

Ugly:
Cosmetically different.

Unemployed:
Involuntarily leisured.

Short:
Vertically challenged.

Dead:
Living impaired.

Vagrant:
Nonspecifically destinationed individual.

Spendthrift:
Negative saver.

Drunk:
Chemically inconvenienced.

Pregnant:
Parasitically oppressed.

Ignorant:
Knowledge-based non-possessor.