Politics Jokes

Clinton Meets the Pope

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with
President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled,
the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President
Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The President
was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding
success.
He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters they
discussed. Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to
the White House to be with his family.

A few minutes later the Pope came out to make his statement.
He looked tired, discouraged and was practically in tears.
Sadly he announced his meeting with the President was a
failure.

Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness,
President Clinton just announced the summit was a great
success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items
discussed".

Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were talking
about the Ten
Commandments."