Politics Jokes

Dinner with Clinton and Gore

Al Gore was brainstorming his campaign strategy with Bill
Clinton at a Georgetown restaurant when the waitress came to
take their order. Gore ordered a salad and water, and Bill
Clinton studied the menu for a second. Then he looked up,
smiled, and said, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress was offended. "Mr. President," she said,
"Considering all that your wife went through last year
with Monica Lewinsky, I think that that's in particularly
poor taste."

She stomped away to cry.

Al Gore leaned over to Clinton, looked at his menu, and
whispered, "Uh, Bill, I think that's pronounced 'quiche.'"