Politics Jokes

The Interrogation - Dr. Seuss Style

THE INTEROGATION

"STARR I ARE -- a newly discovered tale of Dr. Seuss"
---------------------------------------- I'm here to ask As
you'll soon see -- Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?

Did you grope her In your house? Did you grope Beneath her
blouse?

I did not do that Here or there-- I did not do that
Anywhere!

I did not do that Near or far -- I did not do that
Starr-You-Are.

Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek Beneath her
skirt?

And did you tell the girl to lie When called upon To
testify?

I do not like you Starr-You-Are -- I think that you Have
gone too far.

I will not answer Any more -- Perhaps I will go Start a war!

The public's easy To distract -- When bombs are Falling on
Iraq!