Blonde Jokes

The Blonde Nun

One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God
appreared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is
full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and
prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to
you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you
anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of
Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material
since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said
the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blonds
everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to
stop."

"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken
from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is
something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth
your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."