Politics Jokes

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh is being driven through the country and when
he nears a farm, the chauffeur accidentally runs over a pig.
Rush Limbaugh says that the chauffuer better go in and
apologize and pay for the pig. The chauffuer is in there for
10 hours. When he comes out, Rush Limbaugh asks what
happened and the chauffeur says, "Well, I went in and told
them and the farmer gave me a feast and the mother and
daughter gave me incredible sex for 7 hours!!" "Well, what
did you say?!" cries Rush Limbaugh jealously. "Oh, I told
them that I was Rush Limbaugh's chauffeur and I'd just killed
the pig."