Politics Jokes

The Top 12 Questions Ken Starr Has for the President

12 "Let's speed this up--who *haven't* you nailed?"

11 "Aha! So you admit you've had sex!!!! What's it like? Is
it fun?"

10 "And the situation in Bosnia didn't distract you from the
booty call?"

9 "Can I have some of those fries?"

8 "Do you admit my getting Dan Rather to talk about your
semen was pretty cool?"

7 "Would you *please* stop winking at the court reporter?!"

6 "Mr. President, how does it feel to be on the receiving
end of a probe for a change?"

5 "Would you, could you in a boat? Have you, did you with a
goat?"

4 "Okay, exhibit 25-A is yet *ANOTHER* ink blot. Now, does
THIS one remind you of anything besides a beret?"

3 "Is it just my imagination, or are all of the women you
know butt-ugly?"

2 "Are you now, or have you ever been, in a non-erect
state?"

1 "Mr. President, did you bring any pants with you?"