Politics Jokes

Lying Politicians

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road,
when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed
into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after
seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then
proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few
days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus,
and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone. The
old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff then asked
the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer
replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know
how them politicians lie."