Blonde Jokes

Free Samples

One day a blonde walked into a cookie shop to see a small
tray full of cookies. The sign said 'free sample' so she took
one.

The next day the blond was sick and could barely move. She
swore revenge upon the cookie shop. She marched back to the
cookie shop and burst into the cookie shop and slammed her
foot. "Your cookies made me sick!" she screamed, pointing to
the 'free sample' tray.

"Oh, what are we going to do about that?" said the store
clerk, as he bit
his lip.

"I want my money back!" screamed the blonde.