Politics Jokes

Top Ten Questions I Would Have Asked Monica Lewinsky

10. "Are you as completely sick of yourself as the rest of
the planet?"

9. "Technically, I'm President of the Late Show -- is that
anything?"

8. "Can Vernon Jordan help me get my old job back at NBC?"

7. "Could you get Clinton to do something about those weird
Old Navy
commercials?"

6. "Did you ever have sex with the president while he was
talking to me?"

5. "Do you know how much easier you've made my job over the
last 14 months?"

4. "What's this about you possibly running for senator from
New York?"

3. "Where do you see yourself in 10 affairs?"

2. "Who will you be sleeping with in 2000 -- Gore or Bush?"

1. "Did you bring a clip?"