Politics Jokes

Midget Housing Subsidies

Recently, our town received a grant to build housing for
midgets.

According to our demographics, they figured that we should
have six midgets living here. They sent enough money so that
we could finance the building of homes and let the "little
people" pay less than the going rate for rent.

Since we have only one "little person" living here it turns
out that he won't have to pay anything for the only house we
built, the subsidy covers everything.

We call it a Stay Free Mini Pad.