Politics Jokes

THE MESS ON MONICA's DRESS

HERE is Monica's TRUE reply to what happened.

Have you seen the mess on Monica's Dress, How it got there
is anyone's guess

Her 15 minues of fame, All because of this sticky stain,

Now she sits before the grand jury, All amist a crusing
media fury,

Raise your right hand and tell your story Ken Starr said in
his McCarthy-like glory

Legs crossed and sitting pretty, She answered the
questions...rather giddy,

Who Was there? What Happened? On this date or day? Tell All
here, No lying! - NOW SAY!

Positions uncompromised in a "Secret Serviced" room When
agents walked away when they saw 'you know whom'

She smiled and said. Don't blame me! Bill and Hillary are
really exhibitionists -- you see

I just sat there and watched from the seat of the cot and
then Bill pulled out and there was a shot.

But instead of landing where one would guess it shot so
far, it landed on my dress

So there you have it the truth now be told I never actually
touched it-- He was just too old.