Politics Jokes

Enemies to the West

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long
hard day of fighting.

"How are we faring?" asks the king.

"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and
pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your
enemies in the west."

"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the
west!"

"Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now."