Politics Jokes

Saddam Offers Peace in Exchange for Lewinsky

Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein says he will back down from a
confrontation over UN weapons inspections in exchange for
Monica Lewinsky.

"From what I'm hearing coming out of the White House, she is
nutty and slutty which is just the way I like my mistresses.
My SCUD missile is waiting for her," Hussein said from his
bunker in Baghdad.

National Security advisors to the president were intrigued
by the offer. "Monica's case is definitely distracting the
president from properly focusing on the situation with Iraq
and this may be a way to kill to two loony birds with one
stone.

Besides our intelligence reports indicate that Saddam's need
for sex makes Clinton look like a monk," one of the advisors
said.