Relationship Jokes

Back Seat Driver

A driver is stopped by a police officer.

The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his
wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your
broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail
light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for
weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not
wearing your seatbelt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the
car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your
husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."