Relationship Jokes

Show the Lady the Finest Mink Coat You Have

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.

So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an
absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it
on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir,
that particular fur goes for $65,000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday.
You may
come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has
cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow
returns. The store owner is outraged, "How dare you show
your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your
checking account!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for
the most
wonderful weekend of my life!"